me:oh my god i cant believe im here with you right now breathing the same air as you. i have always dreamed of this. except i pictured it as you and i fucking, then having 19 children, then getting married and growing old together. omg you just touched me im never showering ever again..ever. i just wanna wrap you up in a ball and stick you up my vagina. you can live there. its warm. please chris. do this for me.